Blithe Spirits

BBC India reports
The Universe has summoned
Keeley and Kyle
From Nottingham
To The Great Temple of Om
In central India
Where they will truly
Discover themselves
 
(presumably
The Universe thinks
this is unlikely to happen
in Nottingham)
 
LOCKDOWN
 
‘Hell on Earth’
Snaps Keeley
To our reporter
Close to the ground
 
‘God knows
When the tailor
Will be able
To return my saris
And I can’t even tell you
When I last sipped a latte
 
And does our government care?’
 
In the background
Of the shot
Another elderly Indian
Kneels in the dust
Sips water from a puddle
 
Kyle
 
(the sleeve of his kaftan
frayed by anxious chewing)
 
Whimpers
‘How can 
Consciousness expand
When a dude’s been abandoned?
 
And does our government care?’
 
(he’s always been
a bit of a lingam)
 
Then one or the other bleats
‘All we want
Is enlightenment
Then to drift down
For a few days
On the beach’
 
(nearest beach
837 miles)
 
Just out of shot
Oblivious
To the stranded throngs
A child kneels in the dust
Playing solitaire
Unaware
She can never win the game
Because there are
Cards missing
 
                *
 
Marquee farewell party
In Mummy and Daddy’s pile
Buckinghamshire
Bucks Fizz
Outside caterers
And so on
 
‘Long Island in the Bahamas’
Mummy snorts
‘It sounds just like a cocktail’
Tosses back her mane
Did Daddy marry his horse?
 
Rose-petal speech
‘We’re off to Paradise
But how could we possibly forget you
And we’ll always be on Skype
Of course’
 
Cue polite applause 
 
Twelve months later
 
CYCLONE
 
Rips the roof off Eden
Splinters
In the sea
 
‘Our boss has done nothing
Though he’s so big in pineapple
 
London doesn’t care
Although we used to pay our taxes
 
How could these peasants
Forget
To fix the signal
For the Internet?’
 
Maybe this poet
Has a chip of ice
On each shoulder
 
He’s never shaken
Or stirred
With the smart set
 
But I hope I’m not the type
To pleasure in asking
When you moved into
A cyclone zone
What the fuck
Did you expect?
 
Did you think
You’d been born
To sleep soundly
Swaddled in the eye
Of every storm?
 
Yes, there’s a plane overhead
No, it won’t be landing
 
Be thankful
You’re the chosen
With a bit of your house
 
Still standing
 
                *

It would be wrong
To add insult
Stick the boot in
 
But what on earth
Possesses people
To splash thousands on a trip
Scrimp a hundred on insurance?
 
ACCIDENT
 
A drunken dive
A scooter ride
 
Family bereft
 
‘We might have
To sell the house
The government
Has left us
 
Hospital cares for nothing
But who’s going
To pay the bills’
 
I’m truly truly sorry
 
Nothing is so cheap
As human life itself
 
Why should they
Make sacrifices
For a complacent
Tourist
 
When every single day
Hundreds of
Breadwinners
Lie down in their shacks
Die
Of preventable illness?
 
                  * 
 
I don’t wear a halo
But I’m touched
By midday sun
 
When the attitude
Rising to the surface
 
Is that for all
We should have learned
 
Countries and their natives
Exist purely for our service
 
Please do me a favour
Stick to Blackpool
Weymouth
Shanklin
 
Send me your passport
 
I’ll refund the postage
Take care of the recycling
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dogfood

Like any faithful hound
I scent dinnertime
From a country mile
 
Come bounding
Sit up
 
Devour my bowlful
Slaveringly
Slavishly
 
Eternally grateful
For a full five seconds
 
So
 
Why
Broccoli
 
Leaves me
Dyspeptically full
 
Green
 
Begging to get down
 
Is a mystery
Of the cosmos
I chew over
Endlessly
 
While Tim
Glowers
Over the rim
Of his no dessert
School ma’am
Glasses
 
Mimics
‘I’m full’
Like a whining
Whelp 
 
Until
I skulk off
With the dishes
Tail between my legs
 
Sneak a
Wistful sniff
Of the cheese
And crackers
 
Leave seizing
For a furtive night time
Raid
 
Because
What garnishes
Wistful and crackers
 
If not
Fistful
And knackers
 
 
 




Dachau, 1902

Dachau, 1902

 

At certain points

Of the day

There is no time

Only hues

Which confuse

The seasons

 

An artist

She drips

Paint, sex, society

Blues, greens

Six-pointed stars

 

A shepherd boy lamb

No puncture marks

No apple

Just seeds

 

The Midday owl

Shrieks

It knows

 

The canvas freshly painted

Is blank

 

 

 

 

First Letter Home From A Migrant Worker In Mumbai

photo of trash lot on shore
Photo by Artem Beliaikin on Pexels.com

Dear Mama and Papa,

 

Despite our differences

It has broken my heart to leave our village

To leave you so very, very far behind

 

This astonishing city holds many challenges

Yet, you may rest peacefully

I am happy, safe and well

 

I am writing to tell you of my first great accomplishment

Please excuse my lack of modesty

But I am absolutely sure

Almost sure

You will be beacons of pride

 

I have visited Chowpatty Beach

And stood shoulder to shoulder

Amongst the elite of Mumbai

On the most celebrated and prestigious

Rubbish dump in all of India

 

For a poor village boy

It is truly a sea of inspiration

No well, no river

But an ocean of plastic bottles

Stretching further than the eye can see

Farther than the mind can dream

 

I am so grateful for your sacrifices

Your lifetime of simple meals

Fruit, veggies, dhal, chapatis

To give me this opportunity

This golden wandering

Through potato chip packets

Ice cream wrappers

Even paper plates

 

This isn’t just trash

This is cash

And you know what?

I couldn’t resist removing my sandals

To feel Lakshmi’s love

Dusting my feet

 

 

 

And the sea

The sea harbours such indescribable smells

No outdated salt

Or bygone fish

But bouquets of industry, progress, exports

I’ve heard it said they’re channelled

In a pipeline from Malabar Hill

To serve as a reminder

Such beautiful pollution

Is attainable for us all

 

Mumbai couldn’t be what it is

Without Bollywood fantasy fiction

I have heard a most entertaining fable

About a mythical palace called Antilia

A palace of such treasures

It could not exist on this earth

I believe it serves as an inspiration

That no matter how great one wealth

There’s no harm in coveting more

 

Back in the real world

I am enclosing three hundred and twenty rupees

A small contribution

But Chowpatty has strengthened my resolve

To become more than you or I

Ever dreamed I could be

I am also enclosing half of a paper plate

I took as a souvenir

I was tempted to take two

But wish my successes

To be tempered with the humility

You have instilled in me

Please show it to my siblings and cousins

As the oldest, I need to be the strongest of role models

 

You have brought me up not to take without giving

So I dropped my bus ticket on the sand

May it serve as a symbol

I am a man of the modern worls

A capitalist, a Mumbaikar

 

Your loving son

 

 

 

Kolkata (Calcutta)

Sometimes it’s easier to write about negatives than positives. When one feels disgruntled about something, it’s normally easy to articulate the source of said disgruntlement. Therefore, writing about my recent trip to Kolkata is comparatively difficult, because the trip was absolutely perfect.

I don’t like leaving unfinished business. In a sense, this applied here because I’d visited once before, but was uncharacteristically unwell and didn’t see very much. This time, I travelled in a way I haven’t travelled before, namely spending all of my time (19 days) based in one place. I didn’t get bored, and although I’ve seen now most of the touristy things and achieved my poetic goals, I’ve left thinking a return visit is certainly high on the agenda, and not just for poetic reasons.

Kolkata (often still called Calcutta, including by at one major national newspaper, but I don’t want to appear to be colonial) has a reputation for being the most cosmopolitan, liberal, artistic and interesting of the four great Indian metropolises. I haven’t spent much time in Delhi and Mumbai, and I haven’t been to Chennai/Madras at all. However, Kolkata has all of the aforementioned qualities in spades, so I’m prepared to believe the claim.

Touristically, it doesn’t have the ancient monuments Delhi has, but there is lots of more recent history, much of it concerned with the British Empire. Until 1905, Calcutta was the capital of British India, and London was the only city in the Empire which was bigger. Much of the colonial architecture is still standing, and it’s very easy to get a feel of how the city was back then. Lots of churches are still standing, plenty of old commercial buildings and very informative places, like the Park Street Cemetery, where the young ages on the headstones demonstrate chillingly why workers who made the move from the UK were very handsomely rewarded for doing so.

Modern Kolkata is comparatively user-friendly. Most of the touristy things are in a fairly compact area. For those which aren’t, India’s only metro system (cheap, efficient and under expansion) serves well. The chief backpacker area is Sudder Street, slightly north of centre. I stayed just off Park Street, ten minutes’ walk away, and more upscale, but right on the doorstep of the Lit Fest venues, including the venerable Oxford Bookstore, which organises the Festival.

For the first half of my time, I mostly played tourist, rather than poet, reversing the roles for the second half. As well as the major attractions of the Victoria Memorial and the Indian Museum (the country’s largest), the Asutosh Museum, the Planetarium, the remarkable Z Planet art deco house, the Botanical Gardens (containing the world’s largest tree in terms of canopy cover) and a few smaller galleries kept me well occupied. Throw in a side trip to the Sunderbans Eco Reserve (in theory, you can see a Bengal tiger, in reality, there’s more chance of the Loch Ness Monster) and the pre-Lit Fest time was filled easily and enjoyably.

The poetry side was an absolute pleasure. At the Lit Fest, I performed a few poems, and also took part in a panel discussion on Gender Sensitisation in Children’s Literature. I was a bit nervous about this, as I haven’t done such a thing before, but all went well, not least because the other panellists are established high-profile children’s authors, who generated plenty of ideas to talk about. The whole Lit Fest was great fun and very well organised by Maina, Anjum and their team.

Lit Fests also throw up the unexpected. The best example I have this time was that I talked football for fifteen minutes or so with a very nice man called Lorenzo, who happens to be Italy’s ambassador to India. He’s also a writer, and wasn’t just there for ceremonial purposes. Highest profile guest in terms of writing was Andrew Sean Greer, an American writer who’s just won a Pulitzer Prize for fiction, with his comedy novel, which I’ll be reading before too long. He’s been writing for quite a while with limited success, so I take my hat off to him for his perseverance and achievement.

The final few days were taken up with three workshops I managed to organise while in town. So, thank you to The Creative Arts, led by the indomitable Ramanjit Kaur. Two of the workshops happened at this excellent organisation, one with child actors and another with women actors. For the third workshop, thanks to The British Council, where several staff joined forces to organise a stellar workshop attended by a whopping 26 students, mostly young adults. At all three events, the commitment, passion and generally being up-for-it-ness were amazing.

And last, but certainly not least, thanks to Saikat and Aquib, who at different times were most helpful with tea, directions and wholehearted attentiveness.

Finally, there’s a poem below that’s my thank you present for the whole experience. This year was the 10th year of the AKLF Lit Fest. It’s theme was ‘Celebrating Park Street’, where the festival is organised. Therefore, the below is appropriate, and features many of the street’s landmarks.

Finally finally, if anyone is facing a massive dental bill and fancies getting the work done well and cheaply while abroad, I can recommend Kolkata, and recommend an excellent dentist to anyone who asks for details. My Upper Left 6 hasn’t felt so good for ages!!

 

Park Street, End of the Festival

 

As the sun sets

For the tenth time

 

Traffic

Switches

Flow

To an embryonic horizon

 

Poets, playwrights

And the rest

Take their bow

Take their leave

 

Volunteers

Take to their nests

Sleep sixteen hours straight

In a flurry of sweet dreams

 

Charnock

Amused

As always

By the thought

Of a Job well done

 

The old ones are the best

 

Jit Paul

Cracks his familiar smile

Holds a balloon

Bought from a child

 

 

 

 

 

The Park Hotel

Insomniac

Workaholic

Paints a brave face

On a five-star hangover

 

While in the cemetery

High spirits

Raise another glass

 

The late Metro News

 

Oxford blues

Illuminate to Mansion green

 

As an antique gas lamp

Feigns death

With a rag shroud

 

To deny

The naked eye

A glimpse

Of the tiny inside spark

It nurtures

To provide

 

2020 vision

 

 

Love In…

Today
At McDonalds

I saw…

A woman
With a face
Like the sludge
On her boots

A man spitting
Into a plastic cup

A man
Chastise his son
With the C word

A woman
Forgotten
By hope

A backside
That never sees home cooking

A couple
Of cracked statues

A guy talking into his phone
As if
He were alone

A woman
Forgotten

By everyone

Their kids all ate Happy Meals

My Second City

My Second City

My second city
Is called the Second City
It’s very different from my first

From date palms
To packaged dates
From cows swishing flies
To a bronze bull
Girls in jeans

I wonder what that word means?

Safe new friends
A school with books
Free bus rides, with unfriendly looks
Skyscrapers
Sky-high prices
Everything’s sort of clean and neat
Just don’t even think of stepping out in bare feet

A sanctuary with a leaky roof
My shiny blue raincoat drips daily proof
My Second City gives me every little thing I need

Except love

When I think of my first city
I laugh and I laugh and I laugh
Until it hurts

In my Second City
Nothing waits
No-one waits
But we wait and wait and wait and wait
For permission to unpack ourselves and stay
I’m really sure I’d like to stay

Perhaps for a few more days